We all live in Shark Town.

In Greek mythology, sirens were mermaid-like creatures who lounged on rocky shores, singing haunting melodies that lured unsuspecting sailors to their doom. Girls’ nights used to be so badass!

Anyway, welcome to Shark Town. We all live here. I’m the siren ‘round these parts, but I’m not here to lure you to your doom — I’m just here to tell it like it is. And maybe lie a little. Good thing I can do both at the same time!